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handing every lesbian a copy of ISO8601 so they can tell what is and isn’t a date

Attached: 1 image Did you know that Open Tech Fund has a NEW grant program just for FOSS projects? You can apply through May 17th! Join me, @senficon@ohai.social, Laura Cunningham, and Susan Kennedy on May 7th to learn more about the FOSS-maintenance-focused fund and how to apply: https://gh.io/otf-github Please help spread the word about this great initiative!

(the correct answer to "what is the plural of kubernetes" is "clinical depression", by the way)

Some people think scalability is the biggest challenge in tech. Some think it’s data privacy. I think the biggest challenge in tech is the constant internal battle between ideals and a fat pay check.

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a lot of people don't get this but software rots. Just like a physical piece of wood or machine, software rusts, software rots. It's content doesn't change, sure, but the world around it does. The same database you release today, wont work 10 years later perfectly. It'll rust. It won't handle new formats, old formats will introduce new features that will confuse and break your databases algorithm software rusts and rots. The only way to keep software from rusting, just like a good metallic tool, is polishing it, maintaining it, making sure it's nice and working

Grateful that Kendrick Lamar has no idea who I am

🎶 duh duh duh duh fuck the tories duh duh duh duh fuck the tories 🎶

bring your child to work day except you’re the child

Once you've "made it", keep the network going. And give back. Give back to the nonprofit that lifted you up. Stay in touch with the people who helped you out. Pay it forward to another person in need. Don't just disappear once you've "got yours." Everything is temporary.

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Attached: 1 image Brits: Hands up if these French train fines are cheaper than your actual train ticket.

Stress awareness month is officially over. Please stop being stressed, it is illegal for the next 11 months. Get your fucking Cortisol under control or you will start incurring fees.

Happy International Workers' Day to the entire Proletariat and to tech workers who just got laid off again but still don't think they have any pressing reason to unionise especially.

Labour day! I wish you a decent salary, strong unions, and rest.

Attached: 1 image From https://existentialcomics.com/comic/247 (Edited to credit orginal artist properly.)

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Really really love this: The Millennial Captcha (make sure you try it out) https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-millennial-captcha

Attached: 1 image holy shit. they actually called it "reply guy". seeing the Torment Nexus and copying it for profit is one thing, but seeing a reply guy and being like "I can monetize that" is a whole new type of evil.

i’m not sure which source control system needs to hear this but .. nobody has ever wanted to commit a .DS_Store file.

Attached: 1 image We made a comic about a job interview.

Don't know if I reach any game developer. But games need a "adult mode" as in "I haven't played the game for weeks because life happened. Please give me a ramp up of the story so far and an option for a short tutorial with all the controls and mechanics".

Attached: 1 image "Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets" 😍

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I always write in the present tense. It's the present, and I'm tense

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If your enemy is literally hiding behind children, you don't say, "My enemy made me kill children." You say, "I couldn't kill my enemy, because there were children in the way." Unless, of course, you don't think the children are really human in the way that your children are human.

What’s wrong babe? You’ve hardly created any shareholder value today

Did MKBHD ruin an AI company and their product because of their negative review of it? No, the bad AI product ruined itself and its company. Just because someone created a business, found funding and created a thing doesn’t mean they should get instant recognition, and a pass for crappy stuff. Entrepreneurs aren’t your friends, they aren’t superior, they don’t deserve to be coddled. When they make sh*t products, they should be told that they made sh*t. MKBHD did their job.

Content warning: TW // Suicide

me? overwhelmed? impossible

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Google went from “don’t be evil” to “help commit genocide or you’re fired”.

Attached: 1 image It's incredible what you learn when you treat your employees like adults.

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We need to lend a hand by giving back to the projects we use. Ideas about giving back (and how Fastly does) are in this blog from @anildash@me.dm https://www.fastly.com/blog/what-can-you-actually-do-to-reduce-the-threat-of-hacks-like-xz

Can people please use tone indicators such as /j and /srs when appropriate Please I'm begging people I'm to autistic for this shit I will take you 100% seriously otherwise and that is not fun for anyone

one thing I've noticed over the last year or two is people never, ever say "How could it get any worse?" anymore. we learned

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Opposing genocide isn’t antisemitic. Saying that opposing genocide is antisemitic is antisemitic. You know what’s inhumane? Genocide. You know who’s committing genocide? Israel. You have zero moral standing to assess me. Those who commit and are complicit in genocide never do. So yes, most definitely, goodbye. #israel #palestine #gaza #apartheid #ethnicCleansing #genocide https://digitalcourage.social/@sl007/112268942430540187

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MAY is Maintainer Month! The best time to talk about open source maintenance. If you’re interested in doing events, content, or activities for open source maintainers, get it listed on the site so we can share it! https://maintainermonth.github.com #opensource #maintainermonth

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As engineers, it's easy for us to measure inputs (how much time we're spending) and outputs (lines of code written or features produced), but what really matters are the business outcomes (customers acquired and retained, revenue growth metrics, profitability), which are less directly related. It's always useful for us to step back and ask ourselves: what's the point?

Tapping the sign: You don't take meeting notes for the people in the meeting. You take them for people who aren't in the meeting. That includes three-months-from-now-you, who also isn't in the meeting.

"Just call this number to cancel." me: [continues to pay $19.99/mo for the rest of time]

All years should start on January 1st. 'Tax year' and 'academic year' etc can all fuck off