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Attached: 3 images Well isn’t that just lovely :) #Aurora #Photography #iPhone15Pro #CanonR6M2 #Tamron #Canon #NightSkyPhotography

worst part of woke cancel culture is that buying a carton of Um Bongo feels problematic somehow

The core here is: - I am accepting work - If you are doing open source stuff, a hobby project, etc. I'm $25/hour. - If you're a tech company, I'm $125/hour. - If you're a small business, etc, I'm in between those two numbers, but closer to the hobby number. - I can do lots of weird computer bullshit, and I can contract out to people I already work with and trust for the small number of things I can't do myself. - Initial discussions are free, and I'll quote the whole project up front. - I'd rather do weird BS for individuals than corporate stuff for corporations.

Attached: 4 images looking at the night sky is one of my fav things, so i was so pleased i got to see the northern lights tonight! i live in the city, but the little park next to my flat has a pretty dark corner where juno and i stargaze often, so we managed to see them there 😌

ADHD is great for being dropped into a crisis situation, consuming all the documentation, talking to everyone, and then synthesizing the gestalt back in a format useful to exec leadership and their board, I think? Or it's just the adhd is comorbid with me being me?

and the good software development methodology is also laziness because i don't wanna deal with bug reports from broken releases

I'm so tired of seeing "LFG" everywhere that I have now decided it stands for "lookin' fresh, girlies" and that makes me feel better about it

Want to take a vacation from open source maintenance? You should. Did you know that GitHub has a profile status feature to mark yourself as busy, mute notifications, and prompt folks who mention you that you're busy for a while? Before today the longest (optional) "automatically clear this status" preset was a week. Now the longest preset is a month. Because let's face it, a week is not always a long enough break from the demands of other people. #OpenSource #GitHub #OSS

I do wish I could tell recruiters that I’ll never apply to a company that reports record profits and also lays people off. Like why are we wasting each others time talking about corporate mottos and exciting projects? Your leadership treats people like disposable cups. That’s all I need to know. #tech #layoffs

Attached: 1 image Jack Dorsey is furious that #Bluesky has attracted "very very common" people. He also doesn't like the idea of moderation tools facilitating the banning of racists. All these tech billionaires are like a version of the movie Big, in which a pre-adolescent boy wakes up in the body of an aging Howard Hughes. Or Colonel Kurtz. Or a sardine. #JackDorsey

Tomorrow is my first ever #IndieWebCamp.... I'm so excited and a bit ashamed that it took me so long 🫣

I've never been more sympathetic to a fictional antagonist than in Avengers 2 when Ultron experienced the internet for like 5 seconds and then decided that humanity should be destroyed

A stealth startup that’s so stealth that nobody but the founder knows about it and that it’ll remain stealth and kept as a secret forever No address, no website, not even a line of code — in fact, it all stays in the founder’s mind only, to maintain highest level of stealth

@polotek@social.polotek.net join my OpenTorment community.

The sausage content we’re all here for - @sausagelord delivers! https://sausage.social/@sausagelord/112412064804539380

today my therapist tried to help me brainstorm potential personal interests, because I said I'm doing nothing because I did it all when I was manic he said music, and I told him about how I play the electric guitar, got into synths, and worked for a music production company he said school, and I told him I have three degrees already and on and on eventually he said "maybe you just like trains or something" and I started showing him photos of all my train trips he was like 😩

hey everyone did you know you can try slack pro for free?

@ottobackwards@fosstodon.org like this idea, but very few people actually listen, they just vote! 🤣

there are few things quite as glorious as a whole day with no meetings we all know maker’s schedule manager’s schedule, but still, the impact on productivity never ceases to amaze me. way bigger than …

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Attached: 1 image Look, I get it. Jack wants the freedom to sport that godawful beard and Twitter is genuinely the only place where wannabe billionaire simps won't roast him for having facial hair that somehow screams "white supremacist billy goat".

Attached: 1 image .@brianleroux@indieweb.social posted this on Discord a little while back and I'm still deceased over it #shogun #typography

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Attached: 1 image IKEA knows what people want.

the worst trick the devil* ever pulled was making sure the bread is always sourdough and the knife is always a butter knife aren’t you happy with taking all my money, you have to take my dignity too? *coffee shop owners

The saddest thing about meeting other high-profile women and enbys in infosec is the part where you compare your lists of stalkers and chronic harassers.

Attached: 1 image "You must be proper gutted about the election, mustn't you? Ever thought about stepping down and letting someone else have a go?" "Nah, not really, Prime Minister."

Today is one of those days where I _really_ appreciate the Kubernetes community - for oh so many reasons.

New keyboard who dis https://localghost.dev/blog/new-keyboard-alert-mykeyclub-mkc75/

bad week for drake, huh?

Attached: 1 image My name is Chris and no one bought me LEGO as a kid. This Super Mario LEGO gear is really cool and I have no shame in playing with it. #LEGO #Nintendo #SuperMario

jesus christ i'm not letting my notes backlog grow that much again 🫠

This website plays a Wilhelm scream every time BBC News reports another Tory loss https://matteason.co.uk/scream/

Tired: my lesbian farmer gf Wired: my crop top

On the one hand, I am feeling very crispy. On the other hand, after a year of mostly unemployment I had worried I had lost my ability to be productive for the length of a normal working day, and it would seem I have not.

Unbelievably, it’s been 5 years, and I am now a permanent resident of the Netherlands!

I threw away my speech, dissociated and said some stuff and it appears that my speech was the best and I can’t move around the room without someone saying it was amazing, seven five star reviews so far. So, I’m feeling pretty fucking good right now.

my partner went for a shower but it left the video call running so i could watch her cats sleeping, i love all of them so much

"free software is about writing code, keep everything else out of it" statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

Okay so I was HEAVILY involved in that wedding ceremony. Sit here, do this, present the rings, sign the blah blah. “James will now do XYZ” I keep being taken away by a photographer to do personal shots with bride and groom. I guess like, I’m important to the Bride? Like… really important? And it took “present the rings to me and the guy who is gonna be my husband in three minutes time, in front of 50 of our friends and family” for my autistic ass to begin to comprehend.

Security and reliability successfully ends up becoming job #1 when you start promoting people for their work on security and reliability.