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I've never been more sympathetic to a fictional antagonist than in Avengers 2 when Ultron experienced the internet for like 5 seconds and then decided that humanity should be destroyed

A stealth startup that’s so stealth that nobody but the founder knows about it and that it’ll remain stealth and kept as a secret forever No address, no website, not even a line of code — in fact, it all stays in the founder’s mind only, to maintain highest level of stealth

@polotek@social.polotek.net join my OpenTorment community.

The sausage content we’re all here for - @sausagelord delivers! https://sausage.social/@sausagelord/112412064804539380

today my therapist tried to help me brainstorm potential personal interests, because I said I'm doing nothing because I did it all when I was manic he said music, and I told him about how I play the electric guitar, got into synths, and worked for a music production company he said school, and I told him I have three degrees already and on and on eventually he said "maybe you just like trains or something" and I started showing him photos of all my train trips he was like 😩

hey everyone did you know you can try slack pro for free?

@ottobackwards@fosstodon.org like this idea, but very few people actually listen, they just vote! 🤣

there are few things quite as glorious as a whole day with no meetings we all know maker’s schedule manager’s schedule, but still, the impact on productivity never ceases to amaze me. way bigger than …

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Attached: 1 image Look, I get it. Jack wants the freedom to sport that godawful beard and Twitter is genuinely the only place where wannabe billionaire simps won't roast him for having facial hair that somehow screams "white supremacist billy goat".

Attached: 1 image .@brianleroux@indieweb.social posted this on Discord a little while back and I'm still deceased over it #shogun #typography

Attached: 1 image Accurate.

Attached: 1 image IKEA knows what people want.

the worst trick the devil* ever pulled was making sure the bread is always sourdough and the knife is always a butter knife aren’t you happy with taking all my money, you have to take my dignity too? *coffee shop owners

The saddest thing about meeting other high-profile women and enbys in infosec is the part where you compare your lists of stalkers and chronic harassers.

Attached: 1 image "You must be proper gutted about the election, mustn't you? Ever thought about stepping down and letting someone else have a go?" "Nah, not really, Prime Minister."

Today is one of those days where I _really_ appreciate the Kubernetes community - for oh so many reasons.

New keyboard who dis https://localghost.dev/blog/new-keyboard-alert-mykeyclub-mkc75/

bad week for drake, huh?

Attached: 1 image My name is Chris and no one bought me LEGO as a kid. This Super Mario LEGO gear is really cool and I have no shame in playing with it. #LEGO #Nintendo #SuperMario

jesus christ i'm not letting my notes backlog grow that much again 🫠

This website plays a Wilhelm scream every time BBC News reports another Tory loss https://matteason.co.uk/scream/

Tired: my lesbian farmer gf Wired: my crop top

On the one hand, I am feeling very crispy. On the other hand, after a year of mostly unemployment I had worried I had lost my ability to be productive for the length of a normal working day, and it would seem I have not.

Unbelievably, it’s been 5 years, and I am now a permanent resident of the Netherlands!

I threw away my speech, dissociated and said some stuff and it appears that my speech was the best and I can’t move around the room without someone saying it was amazing, seven five star reviews so far. So, I’m feeling pretty fucking good right now.

my partner went for a shower but it left the video call running so i could watch her cats sleeping, i love all of them so much

"free software is about writing code, keep everything else out of it" statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

Okay so I was HEAVILY involved in that wedding ceremony. Sit here, do this, present the rings, sign the blah blah. “James will now do XYZ” I keep being taken away by a photographer to do personal shots with bride and groom. I guess like, I’m important to the Bride? Like… really important? And it took “present the rings to me and the guy who is gonna be my husband in three minutes time, in front of 50 of our friends and family” for my autistic ass to begin to comprehend.

Security and reliability successfully ends up becoming job #1 when you start promoting people for their work on security and reliability.

Attached: 1 image this shit is hilarious dawg. mfs doing ESPIONAGE

Attached: 1 image Every politician should read the Onion every day so their absurdity can be reflected back.

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Attached: 1 image i opened a GitHub issue on Brogue (a modern version of the game Rogue) and it’s the only good issue i’ve ever opened

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hearing my partner’s cat chirping loudly through the phone, my heart 😭 love that fluffball so much 💕

Attached: 1 image My test account on AWS is called "shitposting," as that's its globally unique account alias. I also federate into the console via the use of Granted. Which means that whenever I fire up the web console from my terminal, this is how it launches:

OK, so you know the so-called "source code leak" from Rabbit for the #r1 last week? It wasn't a real leak, but what it showed was different than what I was expecting. So Rabbit Hole, the way you configure your R1 -- it only works on desktops, which I thought was rather odd. And then I went to manage my connection and I figured out why. This whole thing is a fucking VNC session in the web browser served as if it is a modal login

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